U.S. To Bestow Beneficence Upon Nigeria

The White House and the U.S. Congress, having cleaned up their act, have begun booting all of the bribers, thieves, and other evildoers out of Washington, D.C., right? That's why we (The U.S. of A) are taking our show on the road to.... you guessed it: Nigeria! The U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) is looking for an adviser to guide what the agency is referring to as the "Governing Justly and Democratically" program in that nation. USAID hopes to fill this slot as soon as possible, as it is eager to invest a proposed federal infusion of $750,000,000 of U.S. taxpayer dollars toward anticorruption efforts wordlwide.

As previously reported here at Exhortations and at sister-site The Peacock Report, the U.S. thus far has begun "routing corruption in... Tanzania. We have brought 'good governance' initiatives to... Afghanistan. We are changing the culture of governmental corruption in... Armenia. Likewise, we're gonna show a thing or two to those corrupt bastards in... Moldova." And don't forget Uganda, too.

And now, ladies and gents, the "Beacon of Light" roadshow is tripping on over to Africa, where a privately contracted adviser will help the U.S. become a Shining Star for all to see; according to a contracting document that Exhortations recently obtained, the star will glow most brightly in Nigeria!